Vegan | A Day in the Life 💗🌈🥕

Watch on YouTube · 2019-02-13 · 4 min

[video] 0:14 Hey guys! It's me Lentilman. I'm currently finishing a Masters in Nutrition and qualifying as a Nutritionist and later this year I'm going to be doing a PhD in Scatological Science.

0:27 Tell us the colour of your poop in the comments.

0:32 oh hey there i understand that a lot of you rotten flesh eaters are not going to overstand this but i transcended through my pineal gland and after doing a lemon cleanse for over two years i now eat these leaves because To really ascend, you have to get to the energy source. And the next step, of course, is going referean, which is where I'm heading. Because my alkalinity now is so high that I don't even get an erection, because erections are actually rotten animal protein stuck in the penis.

1:37 Can you feel the fresh air in your third eye?

[video] 1:41 All right, nice day in the park. Let's go spread some vegan compassion. Follow me. There's a boy right here. Hi, little boy. What's your name?

1:52 Hello, my name is Timmy.

[video] 1:54 Oh, Timmy, and do you like to eat meat? Yes, chicken. Well, you know that chicken had to have its throat slit just so that you could have dinner, huh?

2:03 Uh, I don't know.

[video] 2:06 So you think it's okay for someone to die just so you can have 10 minutes of pleasure, huh?

2:10 But it's yummy.

[video] 2:13 Well, do you have a pet, Timmy? Yes, a dog. A dog, huh? Okay. Now, what if I took your dog, I slit its throat, I raped it, and I killed it, and then I threw it on the barbie so that I could have a nice meal?

2:26 No, mommy.

[video] 2:31 Flesh eaters, they still brainwash, don't they?

2:54 I hope you feel my love, my dear tree I hope that nobody ever cuts you down

3:08 That kid was vibrating at a low frequency.

[video] 3:12 Oh, yeah. Hey, did you hear about the new Impossible Burger? Yeah. It's got twice as much sawdust and bamboo. I'll be pooping four times a day now.

3:20 Ah, that's exactly what I need, a real cleanse. Let's go check out what Lentil Man is doing.

3:30 What? Cut, cut! It's getting kind of cold outside, 70 degrees. Anyway... The dog hasn't been eating much lately. I think he's vibrating at such a high frequency that he doesn't require food anymore. Also going brevarian.

[video] 3:48 Yeah, you know, I've taken him to the vet and the vet says he's going blind. I don't understand why all these carrots I've been feeding him, it's full of vitamin A, it just doesn't add up.

3:58 We had another dog named Eddie, but he ascended to the next level through the vegan diet. And, uh, what was I gonna say?

[video] 4:07 I'm sure Freddy here will be joining him shortly. Go vegans!