Vegan Ignores All of Her Pregnancy Cravings
Watch on YouTube · 2019-06-17 · 10 min
0:00 Hey everybody! I'm gonna watch a video by Marie Johnson in which she talks about eating all of her pregnancy cravings as a vegan. Which is obviously a joke because you would never be a vegan if you would listen to your cravings especially when you're pregnant. I was actually gonna put her in epitome 5 but I didn't have any space left.
[video] 0:21 I am so excited for today's video because today I'm gonna be eating all of my pregnancy cravings for 24 hours
0:29 Stop lying, you're in denial.
[video] 0:32 Fry it, bake it, make it.
0:35 She's incredibly mental.
[video] 0:39 I don't know, is this video TMI? I don't really know. Don't try this at home, folks, unless you're pregnant. I haven't been pregnant in about three years now because my fourth and youngest kid is two years old, so I have four kids from three pregnancies. I had two singleton pregnancies and one full term identical twin pregnancy. That was kind of intense. In today's video, I'm going to be aiding my cravings from all three pregnancies just kind of like all mixed up. Look at the eyes. If you've been pregnant, you will totally understand this. I am starting my day off with some flavored sparkling water because morning sickness, right?
[video] 1:25 with my first pregnancy morning sickness is your body getting toxins out it's not natural i had so much morning sickness i never threw up but i always had this underlying just nobody in nature has ever had morning sickness yeah i basically would just sip on flavored sparkling waters all day at work it is a raspberry mango orange smoothie i was eating as much vitamin c as i possibly could and i would add frozen raspberries frozen mango some banana to sweeten it up and i would there's no way that you're craving fruit no way you would crave animal fat for the most part and if you're really in tune with your body you would crave organs such as liver and of course for extra vitamin c i would add Some lemon or lime juice. I actually think raspberry mango is really yummy with lime. And frozen banana, so it's like a berry mango smoothie.
[video] 2:22 Strawberries are super high in vitamin C. During my pregnancy I would add
2:27 That's about all you get from any fruit and vitamin C. Fruit and vegetables are the least nutritious foods there are.
[video] 2:32 At least the fruit doesn't have as many anti-nutrients, so you get some minerals.
2:36 From vegetables, fucking nothing. Stop it. Nobody wants to see that. It is so colorful and delicious.
3:00 Stop saying yum. You're lying to yourself and to your viewers.
[video] 3:04 Of course.
[video] 3:13 Slash review video, you know, I am obsessed with this stuff. It is life-changing if you haven't seen that I wonder why I am just going to scramble some of this up in some coconut oil and a spring with like a sprinkle of sea salt and lots of black pepper So i'm going to be making one piece of toast with some you're absolutely starved and nutrient deficient And of course i'm just going to wilt up the most obvious thing in the world i'll show you what that looks like when it's all done all right breakfast is ready and it looks so good you guys have seen me eat this before because ever since my twin pregnancy over six years ago this is like one of my favorite filling breakfast so here it is wilted spinach just egg vegan eggs and some whole grains oxalates phytic acid and so i'm just gonna eat tons of toxins from those fake eggs
[video] 4:09 You've got to try these just eggs.
4:12 Oh my fucking god. What the fuck am I watching?
4:25 Are you kidding me? Is nobody seeing this? She's completely starved. What the fuck? Did you see how she rammed the fucking fake eggs into her mouth? If you're a vegan and you watch that, you should be concerned. You should comment and say, hey, we see that you're starving. You need help. You need to eat actual eggs. That's obviously what she wants. How can she call the video eating all of my pregnancy cravings? How? When you eat fake eggs, you want eggs. Everybody understands that. What kind of denial is this? This is way beyond mental illness. This is just something really fucked up. She's not getting what she needs.
5:09 Fucking hell. There's so many fat soluble vitamins in the eggs that she wants, her body wants it, but she doesn't eat it. I don't know if she doesn't understand she's not getting them. Most vegans don't understand anything about nutrition, so maybe she also doesn't. But fuck. This should be some kind of wake-up call for her, the way she eats.
[video] 5:30 I bet she's totally out of energy all day long and just lays there. And of course, just like a lot of vegans on camera,
5:55 They act like they have so much energy and so on. That's funny.
[video] 6:00 And kind of sad, because we can see through it. Again, you crave cheese, you know this. Everybody who watches your videos knows this. I have to say,
[video] 6:23 It's okay, but it's not as tasty as it was when I was pregnant. When people ask me, did you ever have any weird pregnancy cravings? I'm always like, no, I eat totally normal food all the time. After trying this again, I think I have to say that that was a weird pregnancy craving. It's all right. Don't try this at home, folks, unless you're pregnant.
6:47 The only reason women get weird pregnancy cravings A lot of the man-made food is because they don't eat their natural diet. If you're fully nourished, you're not gonna crave pickles and whatever else they crave. Again, craving milk, yogurt because of the fat soluble vitamins. Just a never-ending cycle.
[video] 7:11 It's not satisfying at all, stop lying.
[video] 7:16 or bake it or make it however you want. Fry it, bake it, make it. And I'm gonna put it in one of these toufein.
[video] 7:25 I think. And one of these two Fayen organic sprouted whole wheat smart pockets. So I'm just going to use this Kite Hill unsweetened almond milk yogurt. I'm going to mix in some lemon juice and a ton of fresh shaved garlic or minced garlic, however you want to do it. Falafel pita pockets. I just added some cucumber, spinach, red onion, tomatoes, and I'm going to have it with some snap peas from my neighbor's garden. And I also made a little yogurt sauce, as promised, with... Exactly zero nutrition.
7:59 Nothing that your body wants. This whole video is saying I'm mentally ill and I don't eat what I want and I'm pregnant. I don't know what else you can get out of it.
8:12 You're starving!
8:16 Did you watch the video? Did you watch yourself eat? You do not see what's going on?
8:32 Ugh. I'm gonna throw up.
[video] 8:35 It's been a few hours since dinnertime, we went on a family bike ride to the park, chocolate ice cream with fresh strawberries, craving chocolate, hemp seeds and frozen raspberries, even ice cream would have some fat soluble vitamins, the way it was traditionally made, not nowadays.
8:52 And vegan ice cream is nothing, it's actually super toxic, because it's usually made from vegetable oils.
[video] 8:58 Again, you're not eating what you want.
9:01 Come on.
[video] 9:02 It's almost like it's a joke, but it's not. Yes, we get it. You're mental.
9:05 Super excited about this right now. Let's give it a taste.
[video] 9:27 Oh yeah, this was not a mistake.
9:29 Oh yeah, how much you would like a steak right now?
9:34 Her brain must be going nuts. I want a steak, I want meat, I want fatty meat.
[video] 9:39 If you have never been this extra with your ice cream before, I highly recommend 10 out of 10. That is it for today's video. Those are just some of my pregnancy cravings and like some of the main things I ate when I was pregnant for my three pregnancies.
9:56 let me know in the comments below what were your pregnancy cravings if you enjoyed this video if it was entertaining or helpful certainly no vegan foods except if they were lied to you don't forget to hit that red subscribe button and I will see you in my next video bye yeah as a pregnant woman she didn't get over 50 nutrients because they're not found in plants I've heard that she also feeds a vegan diet to the children yeah thanks for watching guys