WatchMojo Gives the Worst Health Advice on the Internet @WatchMojo

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0:00 Yo, I'm gonna be reviewing a video called Top 20 Healthiest Foods in the World by WatchMojo. What's for dessert?

[video] 0:08 No dessert until you eat your broccoli.

0:10 Oh, fine.

0:15 Okay, that's an overreaction. You don't die from broccoli on the spot, but it is poisonous. And you do slowly poison yourself and destroy your health. It's funny how these shows always make fun of what the slaves eat. They don't even realize that they're making fun of you. They think that it's a joke. Oh, broccoli, he fell to the ground. Oh, but it's just a joke. Broccoli is actually healthy. No, it's one of the unhealthiest foods on earth.

[video] 0:42 Oh, Joe. And today we're counting down our picks for the top 20 healthiest foods. It's a super simple, but very elegant and highly delicious salad. For this list, we're looking at the foods with the most nutritional value and overall health benefits that we can all buy. What's your favorite healthy food? Let us know in the comments.

0:59 My favorite healthy food would be blood, but that's more so a drink, I guess you could say. Although it coagulates also, but besides blood, it's liver. There's nothing much better on this earth than a liver from a healthy animal. It tastes amazing.

[video] 1:19 Oh, it doesn't even start off that bad.

1:23 Fish? Eat it raw like that? Awesome.

[video] 1:27 Yeah, they always say that you should get selenium from Brazil nuts, but those have anti-nutrients anyway. From fish? Like halibut you can get it directly? From organs also? Way better.

[video] 1:50 Before serving, sprinkle a little extra of those chopped chives on top for a pop of green, and then dig in. This halibut will be incredibly moist, light, and flaky, and oh so delicious.

1:58 Number 19. You don't need to season fish with anything. It tastes great as it is raw.

[video] 2:03 Beets. You don't have to be Dwight Schrute to appreciate beets. You know what? Nobody cares about your stupid beet farm. Beets are the worst. People love beets. Nobody likes beets. Everyone loves beets. Nobody likes beets, Dwight! These root vegetables, known for their purple complexion, are chock full of beneficial nutrients. Among the many vitamins and minerals contained in beets are potassium, magnesium, and vitamin C. Oh my god, it's just every video is the same.

2:28 You say vitamins, minerals, and then what do you name? Vitamin C, potassium, magnesium. It's always the same. Because there's almost no vitamins in any vegetables or fruits. That's why they always say vitamin C, because there's nothing else, essentially. And then, of course, when they mention minerals, they say potassium, magnesium. Yeah, there's others also in lower amounts. If you can only name one vitamin and two minerals always, then it's the least nutritious foods on earth. Come on. Name liver. Every vitamin, every mineral. Oh, well then it's a million times better. Obviously. Man, I hope that they will have liver in this video.

[video] 3:06 Fiber is the indigestible part of a plant. It promotes bad digestion. It's indigestible.

[video] 3:24 Help with both mental and athletic ability. There are many ways to enjoy beets, such as roasted for a salad in juice form.

3:30 Yeah, but why would you roast them? Why would you ferment them also and everything? Why not eat them raw? Because it's not really tasty raw.

[video] 3:40 Or simply eaten raw.

3:41 When it comes to nutritious vegetables, it's... You could, but most people don't do that for a reason.

[video] 3:47 Hard to beat beets. Number 18, Brussels sprouts.

3:51 Are you dumb? Brussels sprouts are poisonous. This video is just getting worse.

[video] 3:55 Brussels sprouts have gotten a bad rap for far too long. Oh my god, it's Brussels sprouts!

4:00 Yeah, because they taste bad. And if something tastes bad, then it's bad for you.

[video] 4:05 That's worse than no food! The health benefits alone are enough reason to dine on these tiny relatives of cabbage. Among the nutrients Brussels sprouts provide are fiber, protein, and vit-

4:15 Fiber is not a nutrient. And protein... Watch Mojo, it's the worst. And protein... What protein in Brussels sprouts? What are you talking about? K, C and A. Vitamin A is not found in any plant on Earth, obviously not in Brussels sprouts also. Do some research. Vitamin C again, they always mention it. And K1 is found in plants, sure, which would need to be converted to K2, which is what animals use. We are also animals, by the way, in case you didn't understand. which is why we need k2. And humans cannot convert K1 to K2 almost at all, which is why getting K1 from Brussels sprouts is useless. You can't do anything with it.

[video] 5:02 Great for your immune system. And there's even research that suggests Brussels sprouts could help fight against cancer by warding off carcinogens. Still skeptical about adding Brussels sprouts to your next dinner?

5:11 Yeah, of course, great. It fights off carcinogens, which is why we should cook them and create carcinogens, which are literally visible right there. Yeah, totally great logic.

[video] 5:23 These salty on the outside, these are sure to turn anybody into a Brussels sprout lover.

5:28 Yeah, but you just cook it to make it look like cooked meat, essentially. You just imitate it to swallow the garbage. Why would you need to change something so drastically to eat it? That means that it's bad for you.

[video] 5:43 Try roasting them in olive oil and adding them to a healthy pasta dish. You may be amazed by just how much you love them. Number 17, lean beef.

5:51 Why lean beef? What is this? Some toxic plants in between fish and lean beef? No, fatty beef. Fatty beef is the best beef. Lean beef is the worst.

[video] 6:02 If you're trying to eat healthy, you don't want to load up on fast food hamburgers. Give me 700 Krusty Burgers! You want fries with that? You did it, Dad. You saved us. I'm proud you're my father. Go away. Eating. However, there are other ways to enjoy beef without sacrificing nutritional value. Choose lean cuts of beef with minimal amounts of fat and cholesterol. Consult with your butcher for the best beef for your diet. And remove any excess.

6:26 Every cell in your body is made out of cholesterol. That's exactly what you need.

[video] 6:31 It's cooked to perfection in the sense that it's still somewhat raw in the middle? If that's what he means, then I agree.

[video] 6:52 I'm just gonna skip some of them because it's just some random fruits that they present for no reason.

7:07 They will again just say vitamin C and potassium. These videos are just stupid.

[video] 7:11 Among their biggest pluses is their vitamin C content.

7:16 I told you. Every video is the same.

[video] 7:19 A red bell pepper containing triple the amount of an orange. They're also teeming with potassium and numerous other... Oh my god, potassium also.

7:26 Vitamin C and potassium. Vitamin C and potassium. Every video is the same. Because vegetables and fruits don't have anything else.

[video] 7:32 Vitamins. They also contain antioxidants known as carotenoids, which are suggested to promote... Yeah, that's the vitamin A. ...good eye health. Stuff some bell...

7:43 No, man, carotenoids are not good for your eyes whatsoever.

[video] 7:46 Peppers with lean ground beef and you'll have a surefire healthy dinnertime hit.

7:52 Yeah, it would make it healthier if you would add fatty ground meat and cheese to it. That's why people eat them like this. Because it's what you really want, the meat and the cheese.

8:08 Man, this WatchMojo channel is the worst. They just take some clips from the internet and then add their commentary to it. And this commentary is simply some kind of government guidelines telling you what's healthy. You can't make stupider videos than this.

8:29 Oh my god, man, they even fed kale to sheep and the sheep died from it. That's how toxic it is. Totally nuts, man.

[video] 8:38 A few years ago when it seemed like kale was everywhere, well, that's one food trend.

8:44 Yeah, because it came and it went again because people understood that it's poisonous.

[video] 8:50 ...worth keeping. This leafy vegetable, a cousin of cabbage, is regarded as a superfood due to its great nutritional...

8:57 Yeah, cousin of cabbage. It was cultivated. It's man-made. It doesn't even exist in nature. It was created from cabbage. It's like a lab experiment on humans. It's just garbage. It's poison.

[video] 9:15 It's bright, it's fresh. You get the fruity flavor from that olive oil.

9:19 Oh my God, this one, I reviewed her.

[video] 9:22 And the garlic, salt, and lemon just give it the perfect kick. With one cup of kale, you get a great serving of potassium.

9:32 Magnesium? Magnesium, vitamins A, B6. No, there's no vitamin A in any plant. B6, yes, the plant version of B6. You would need to convert it to the animal version. Go on, you ignorant. Something, which I won't say. Yeah, again, C. So, potassium, magnesium, vitamin C. Great, again. Literally just repeat the same. And K1. It's just always the same, because they don't have anything else. I don't even need to show any other clips here of the plants, because it's just always going to be the same. Fiber, vitamin C, magnesium and potassium.

10:09 Not more, that's it. There's nothing else.

[video] 10:12 has plenty of antioxidants and may protect against cancer.

10:18 Okay, yeah. It's not at all as if your cells mutate and try to adapt to the toxins in kale, which is literally the definition of cancer cells.

[video] 10:28 Although commonly associated with being green, there's also a purple variety that can add a great pop to any plate. Make a kale salad, cook it on the stove with lemon and garlic.

10:39 And of course they add sugar to it because the kale tastes horrible.

[video] 10:43 Just throw some in your morning smoothie.

[video] 10:50 we will always hail the power of kale. Number 14, almonds. Fun fact, almonds aren't actually- Almonds are just seeds.

10:58 Seeds are the worst and least nutritious foods on earth. There's nothing worse. Almonds also have cyanide. Terrible, it's poison.

[video] 11:09 Number 10, ginger. Need something to season your chicken breast with?

11:13 Try ginger.

[video] 11:14 Ginger is an energy boosting ally.

11:18 Now it doesn't boost your energy, you produce adrenaline in response to the toxicity of ginger, similar to coffee. But you probably also believe that coffee boosts your energy, which are toxic ground-up seeds. And then you drink the seed water, which you call coffee. Clever. It's super clever. Drink seed water in the morning and then eat ginger, a toxic root, which can kill you.

[video] 11:46 Great for digestion, great for circulation, great for just warming up the body.

11:50 Yeah, circulation because the toxicity increases your blood flow.

[video] 11:55 Getting it going. Not only can ginger add a great zing to dishes both sweet and savory, it's also very good for you. Osteoarthritis patients saw their pain go down after using ginger, and those with type 2 diabetes saw their blood sugar reduced. Plus, if you're dealing with an illness such as a cold or a sore throat, it can provide relief. There are even signs of ginger helping with nausea experienced during pregnancy...

12:15 Yeah, because during pregnancies, if your body is toxic, the toxins will accumulate in the stomach and then you will try to vomit them out or get them out whatever way. And if you eat ginger then, which is toxic, the acidity is going to neutralize the toxins and destroy them also partly in your stomach. That's why it helps. That's why apple cider vinegar and lemons also help. It's the acidity. You will destroy your gut microbiome, of course, if you do that a few more times. If you do it now and then, it's even understandable. But really, you should just fix your diet. Then you wouldn't have this crazy nausea when you're pregnant. Yes, strong means bad. Yeah, and when you cook it, you destroy and neutralize the toxins. Exactly. Super great logic. I love it.

13:14 Let's eat something toxic, which has a strong taste, but let's cook it and neutralize the toxins instead of not eating something toxic in the first place.

[video] 13:24 It's got so much flavor. It's a little bit spicy, a little bit floral, and there's so many different ways you can add it to all of your baked goods. Grind up some ginger and add it to your next healthy meal. Number nine, spinach. It might not give you Popeye's strength, but spinach can still do a lot for you. All right, eat your spinach. No way.

13:40 Spinach has oxalates. It's toxic green leaves. They create kidney stones. You will have oxalate toxicity. Totally nuts. The reason you will have that is because humans are not supposed to eat green leaves. They taste horrible. They even look horrible. They don't look like food. Look at the green leaf. Look at spinach. Is that food? Then you're brainwashed if you see that as food. Because it's literally not.

[video] 14:07 To help your body and brain gain with grain, use oats. Number four, garlic.

14:13 Maybe it's not the... Man, we are getting to number four, top four, and... There's only chicken, beef, and the fish at the beginning. No organs at all yet. I'm hoping that it's coming. It's just garlic, garlic now. An antibiotic which can kill you. Eat a whole garlic, not the cloves, but what do you call it? Bulb? Garlic bulb? I don't know. Whatever, it doesn't matter. It's just poison. And you could die from it. You will definitely be in the hospital if you're lucky enough. if somebody finds you. I mean, that's how toxic it is. Think about it. How dumb can you be? You eat something that kills you in large amounts, but no, no, in small amounts it's okay to consume something that's poisonous. It's not at all as if everything that's poisonous for you in any kind of amounts is bad for you in general. No, no, no. Because you can eat as much beef as you want.

15:13 Any kind of meat, except if it's a poisonous snake, obviously, then you can't eat that at all, the poison, anyway. The snake itself, oh, it's risky. Anyway, you get it. You can eat as much as you want if it's healthy and you can't eat or you shouldn't eat any amounts of anything that's bad for you. It's just so dumb to do this.

[video] 15:34 Yeah, pungent. Toxic. Yeah, a superfood that kills you if you eat too much of it. Oh! Wow!

15:56 Thank you. Genius logic. Wow. I'm just amazed. It's a superfood. So superfoods kill you. Superfoods destroy your gut microbiome and make you depressed for life. Superfood. The best definition I've ever seen.

[video] 16:16 So not only does this taste fantastic, it's just really, really good for you, body, mind, and spirit.

16:23 Oh, spirit also. I'm glad that he added that because I need spiritual food. Yeah. And it just shows you their mentality.

[video] 16:33 To lower blood pressure and cholesterol levels, as well as reduce inflammation. And it's hard to think of a savory recipe that isn't improved with a little garlic. We love to add it to our pasta or mix it in with a stir fry.

[video] 16:49 You can also reportedly reap more of its benefits if you eat it raw.

16:52 But no matter how you enjoy your garlic, you're going to regret it if you eat it raw. You're also going to sting because it's going to be detoxing through every pore of your body.

[video] 17:01 Make sure you brush your teeth afterwards. Number three, wild salmon.

17:06 Okay, pretty good. And they say wild, they don't say simply salmon. Then somebody would maybe believe that it's also farmed salmon. No, no, wild salmon. Okay, great. The only actually good addition to this video, because they specifically mention wild,

[video] 17:24 We specifically mention wild salmon because while you can buy farm-raised salmon, wild caught is much more nutritionally beneficial. What are you doing? Only selling the finest farm-raised salmon in the county, that's all. Yeah, they're all free range. No nets, no cages. They can go wherever they want. Plus, we have smoked salmon. Farmed salmon is raised on a different diet. leading to more fat and less calcium and iron. Wild salmon gives you protein, potassium, and selenium in great quantities. It also gives you omega-3 fatty acids, which are a must for any healthy diet. These are great for your mental as well as physical health, and research indicates that they may help to prevent Alzheimer's disease.

17:57 But wild salmon should never be cooked. Nothing should ever be cooked, of course. But wild salmon eaten raw is amazing. Like that video from Bear Grylls where he bites into the wild salmon. Yeah, that's what you should do.

[video] 18:12 You can eat these things straight out of the river like that. That is like the freshest Alaskan salmon you can possibly have. I've always liked sushi. Number two, avocados.

18:34 Oh my god, wild caught salmon and then now avocados. What's the relation? How is it in the top three exactly? It's so dumb. Avocados almost don't have any nutrients, it's just garbage essentially. Eat them if you want, whatever, I don't care what you eat now and then, but if you want to eat nutritious food and be healthy, avocados are not gonna do anything.

[video] 18:57 Another great source of omega-3 fatty acids is avocado.

18:59 No, it's not omega-3s. You would need to convert them to the animal omega-3s, which you cannot do as a human. So stop lying. Yes, fatty fish is great for your brain. Brain is even better. That food actually has omega-3s. Avocados do not.

[video] 19:18 Avocados. These creamy fruits are full of beneficial fats that help keep you healthy and looking good.

19:28 Yeah, avocados on bread, the perfect slave food.

[video] 19:31 Number one, broccoli.

19:33 Oh my god, man, what the fuck is wrong with you? You just showed at the beginning of the video, Simpson's clip, where he drops dead from broccoli, they literally, what I said, they don't get it. Like, they literally don't get that the people who make these shows are obviously connected to some other people, not even gonna get into that now, and they... show it to you, because they're making fun of you and you don't get it. You literally don't. They mean it, that it's bad for you. That you will die from it. It's a poisonous flower. Goitrogens, which destroy your thyroid, also oxalates. Same with spinach. It will add even more to your kidney stones, gallstones. What the hell, man? How can you be so wrong? It's one of the worst, most poisonous foods on Earth. This is literally not even food. Because it's a poisonous flower.

20:31 You're eating a green poisonous flower when you eat broccoli. How the fuck is Wild Salmon on number three? And broccoli number one, what's wrong with these people who made this video?

[video] 20:45 When you think of healthy foods, broccoli might be the... Then I never think of broccoli. The first thing that comes to mind. Part of the cruciferous vegetable family and resembling a miniature tree, broccoli packs a myriad of nutrition into... Yeah, a tree, a flower, yeah. Every bite. Yeah, about a nice toss. And that's how you make a really quick, easy, flavorful side dish.

21:08 It has loads of- Yeah, yeah, you cook it, you put cheese over it, whatever you can not to taste it. Lots of vitamin C for a good immune system and- Well, if you cook it, you don't really have any vitamin C left. It's very heat sensitive. You need to eat broccoli raw. Go on, try it. It's amazing, right? It's number one, best food on earth. If it's so good for you, it must taste amazing.

[video] 21:35 Yeah, of course, pregnancy. Yeah, why not? Eat broccoli when you're pregnant.

21:52 Yeah, well, just a genius suggestion.

[video] 21:56 With all kinds of dishes, such as on the side with chicken or salmon, or as part of a stir fry. The broccoli tastes so good with the roasted lemon and garlic. Even people who don't like broccoli will love this recipe. We recommend steaming it, or for the best results, eating it raw. To put it simply, broccoli rocks. Do you agree with our picks?

22:15 Yeah, I totally agree with your picks. A poisonous flower at number one. Wild-caught salmon, number three. It's worse than broccoli. Yeah, totally. Chicken was something like number 12 or whatever. I skipped those. Lean beef, not fatty beef, was almost at the end. And number 20 was also fish. But broccoli is better. Spinach is better than beef. Garlic. A poisonous herb which kills you and destroys your gut. Pretty much the same as wild-caught salmon. Number four, number three. What a genius list. I mean, where did you get this from? I would love to find out more. What sources did these people use? Some random websites, I guess, just put together. That's what these people from WatchMojo do. They just put together clips and some stupid commentary over it.

23:15 I make so-called commentary review videos, but at least I add a lot to it. I actually review the videos. This is just absolute nonsensical garbage.

23:32 You just Google 20 healthiest foods, then you google some other websites and you make a video, take some clips from people and simply some stupid commentary. Oh, it's so good for you. It looks like a tree. Yeah, it's a flower, obviously. It's a toxic flower which will create kidney stones and destroy your thyroid. That's why it tastes bad.

24:03 What? Where was liver? Where was blood? Where was brain? Where is bone marrow? For your immune system, you need to eat bone marrow.

24:14 To develop properly as a child, you need to eat liver. To have healthy blood, you need blood from healthy animals.

24:24 Blood has every nutrient. It's also the best tasting food on Earth.

24:32 I completely nuts these people. I'm even surprised that they included Wildcat Selman. And that they even emphasized that it's supposed to be Wildcat. At least something, but... If you watch this video, you're just gonna in the end believe that broccoli, spinach and garlic is good for you. Maybe you will eat some overcooked wild-caught salmon with garlic and broccoli. You're still gonna be super unhealthy if you do that. Broccoli, spinach and garlic? are so unhealthy that even if you would eat wild-caught salmon and beef along with it, it's just so poisonous that it will still destroy your health. Even the wild-caught fish and beef isn't gonna save you from it. That should say everything. Thanks for watching.