Zakbites: Malnourished Vegan Teen Believes That He's a Model

Watch on YouTube · 2019-07-11 · 7 min

0:00 What's up? I'm gonna review what Zack Bites, the kid from Epitome 5, eats in a day.

0:07 Tired?

0:18 All of the ingredients are artificial. This is going to be a total mental fest.

0:42 Alright, toxic sludge with seeds on top. What is it supposed to do? It will destroy your gut and therefore your brain, of course. And what does it give you? Energy? What, the sugar? It just makes this kid mentally ill, hyper.

1:06 This is why he is the way he is.

1:12 Oh man.

1:22 This kind of misguidance is destroying the youth. Teenagers eat shit already, but vegan? Without any meat or eggs? This is what you get?

[video] 1:35 The first time I saw him, I thought that he's a girl.

2:05 I was pretty surprised to find out that he's a boy. All tea is toxic.

[video] 2:07 All herbs are.

[video] 2:29 Oh my god. Hibiscus. Dude, I freaking love the school holidays. Like, oh my god. You go to bed at like 1am. You wake up at like 10. You then have a choice to make an exquisitely excellent breakfast or just some cereal whatever and then you can play minecraft for three hours straight uninterrupted and then yeah i just think that's awesome and i think holidays sounds like severe depression longer like maybe like as a teenager already yeah okay thank you that was my ted talk thanks for listening okay bye

3:18 It's very strange to look at him. On one hand, he looks like an undeveloped kid. There's definitely no hormones circling around. But on the other hand, he looks like a grandpa. A 70 year old teenager.

3:33 A lot of signs of degeneration. It's messed up It's sort of funny but also sad to watch There's a lot of teenagers watching this I assume that they believe that this is healthy At least he can acknowledge that he's

4:05 A skeleton. That's what he looks like.

4:11 Maybe not 100% delusional. Okay, more seeds, phytic acid. It will destroy the gut even more, cause more mental illness.

[video] 4:30 All of the food that he's missing out on.

4:32 There's no animal hormones in mushrooms.

5:01 D2 is completely useless to humans.

[video] 5:04 That's how it is if you don't get any actual amino acids. Vegan protein is a joke. It's indigestible, you can't get to the amino acids. It's useless.

5:30 Working out as a vegan is completely pointless.

[video] 5:32 To be honest, not, like, tooting my own trumpet, not buttering my own croissant, not plucking my own muffins. I do go in the fast lane. Because that's just how I do. That's actually my motto in life. However, it was full this time, and there was, like, three people in it. It really looks like he's been through chemotherapy. You don't want to get into the fast lane, swim, and then, like, another guy who just, like, comes up behind you, and, like, goes, pfft. I know. Going a bit out of my depth.

5:59 Such a huge bowl again He's literally starving He was weird More seeds to destroy the gut That's it

6:29 Antinutrients and carbohydrates. That's sugar. It's about the worst meal you could possibly eat. What the fuck is that?

[video] 6:35 Come to the point in my life where I am.

6:59 His eyes are really sunken at that age already. At least he shows the dangers of what happens when you go vegan as a teenager. He didn't get over 50 nutrients in his day of eating and he got a lot of anti-nutrients. Maybe the most I've ever seen. because the balls were also huge. This is absolute destruction of the human body at such a young age. If he continues, then he will have a lot more signs of malnutrition coming up. Damn. Thanks for watching, guys.